Jessy 22 (Miami Florida)
Nice. Cute. Small. Honest. Open Minded. UNordinary. DIFFERENT.

My Blog is like taking a look inside my head :]

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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Unknown (via teenageblog)

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I hope you kiss me really hard when I see you.
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theway-kt-tendstobe:

wendys-scrapbook:

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

I …. totally missed this one.

Holy shit. I missed that haha.

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ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

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🏊🌞🌴#yocupcakes

🏊🌞🌴#yocupcakes

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Watched food inc today. I suggest you inform yourself and know about what’s around you. MUST WATCH THESE!

Watched food inc today. I suggest you inform yourself and know about what’s around you. MUST WATCH THESE!

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cannamagazine:

How do we share this outside of weed blogs??? Must Share.

why does this not have more notes?

floatondreamer:

cannamagazine:

How do we share this outside of weed blogs??? Must Share.

why does this not have more notes?

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43mcg:

musiqchild007:

randomweas:

denst:  

Video → (X) 

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.

damn… this is so sick.

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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