Jessy

22 going on 60

(Miami Florida)

Lost for words... Or maybe just lost.

plasticheartache:

oh my god duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Now that’s what I’m talking about!

(Source: lolgifs.net)

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2 days ago
pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(Source: 9gag, via yobrehhh)

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Posted
4 days ago

fak-kyu:

I love this so much.

(Source: passion-xxx)

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Posted
4 days ago

Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

stephanieandstuff:

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

^^^

(via aciddesperation)

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4 days ago

ghostbabie:

ghostbabie:

the guy I dog-sit for just got a puppy and he’s havin a lil trouble with his ears

he worked it out :]

(via andinthemeantimeconsultabook)

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Posted
1 week ago

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

(Source: kayytx, via andinthemeantimeconsultabook)

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Posted
1 week ago
killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

(Source: jeffrey-lebowski, via yobrehhh)

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Posted
1 week ago
melonlady:

Your So Lame (by Helen Anderson)#chunkyplimsolls #silverhair #romwe #asos

melonlady:

Your So Lame (by Helen Anderson)

#chunkyplimsolls #silverhair #romwe #asos

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1 week ago

sofuckingblue:

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.

(via whatthenightdoestotheday)

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1 week ago